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Once upon a time there was a goofy talking weasel that wore no pants. Everyone could see his butt wherever he went, which was super funny to pretty much everyone that laid eyes upon him. From village to village and town to town he traveled, leaving nothing but laughing crowds in his wake. One day, he came upon a cottage in the middle of the woods. Out of curiosity, he went inside and saw a dusty lamp on the table. He went over to pick it up, rubbing off the dust with his hands. Suddenly—POOF!—a magical genie appeared. “I am the Genie of the Lamp! Your wish is my command, Master,” the genie said in a deep mystical voice. The weasel looked surprised. “Y-you mean I can wish for anything I want?” he replied, receiving a nod from the genie. “In that case… I wish that wherever I went, people’s pants would disappear. So that they may feel my pain.” The genie nodded, casting a magical pall over the weasel. Then he disappeared into the lamp again. From that day forward wherever the weasel travelled, he was met with screams as people ran off trying to cover their butts. And he lived happily ever after. The end.
Pocahontas snickers as she adds her newest masterwork to her book shelf, a piece inspired by her meeting with 
. The more she thinks about it, the funnier it gets, and her sides are already sore. To get her mind off it, she goes to take a swim in the river.
. The more she thinks about it, the funnier it gets, and her sides are already sore. To get her mind off it, she goes to take a swim in the river. © 2014 - 2024 WDisneyRP-Pocahontas
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((the boxes got too small so i thought we should restart right here. ignore my last comment in response to smart guy. 
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"Yeah, what the weasel said," Pocahontas replied in agreement, making her eyes as big and innocent looking as possible. "In fact, we were going to have a stone skipping competition."
))"Yeah, what the weasel said," Pocahontas replied in agreement, making her eyes as big and innocent looking as possible. "In fact, we were going to have a stone skipping competition."